MUSHROOM SOUP first attempt

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**wearing apron sitting in the living room scene**

Wanna share my first time
ops... pai seh...
Its my famous first attempt aries's mushroom creamy soup with the rest of audience.

Firstly, ...
**walking across to the kitchen scene**

Let me introduce our lovely ingredients
**trying to act cute, yucksss**

We need
- a pack of shiitake mushroom

- a can of HOSEN button mushroom
(hey, HOSEN shld pay me for advertisment fees man,
anyway i love their button mushroom, BIGGER... and taste better)

- Butter (okie lah, I using Planta, cheaper and tastier)

- Whip the cream?! ... no lah.. think SM huh... its WHIPPING CREAM
(milk can or not? i duno.. hey..title says.. MUSHROOM SOUP first attempt
2nd or 3rd attempt then i tell u lor)
hey, it is in a small carton form, and its should say dairy whipping cream

- a can of chicken broth, (wat is broth, soup lah.. can buy in a can one, dun hv to boil a whole chicken.. aiyo.. never go market issit.. got one brand call SWANSON.
Shit! free advertisement for people again)

- salt (no brand)

- sugar ( i didn't say it was S.I.S hor)

- pepper (never see the brand clearly when i was shaking the bottle up & down leh)

- Garlic and onions (wau lau, where got brand one?) pls..
finely chopped


Now coming to the steps,
firstly stir fried the the garlic and onions.
(using what?! hey.. u wan to cook and fried song song use a WOK lah..
if u wan to act demure gentle gentle, use any pot lah. Anything can tahan over the fire you may use it!)

Stir fried ready liao, please put in the shiitake mushroom and the button mushroom.
(must wash of not? Hey, this auntie, u know all vegetable must wash or not..
use your BRRAINS!! use your BRRAINS lah!!
wash first then cut .. into chunks lah.. or pieces.. NO NEED to slice hor..
we not eating mushroom shasimi)
Same goes for button mushroom cut into halves.
**giving annoying face liao**

add in 3 table spoon of BUTTER
a pinch of salt, some sugar and little pepper..
**faking a friendly smile**
going to continue than another auntie interrupt...
(huh?? wat is a pinch and some and a little?? how to measure them??
Helo auntie, buai song issit? if you like, pour in whole can also can one,
NKF earning now mah..... )

**acting friendly smile again**
Yes my audience. just let it cook lor.. fried lor.. stew lor..
as long as it stays over the FIRE can liao..
for how long?? haaa..
**faking a laughing**
until you see the butter melts until almost no more..
means can liao.

pour the mixture into a electric mixter.
you can do it bit by bit cos otherwise u blend the whole thing at one shot hor..
very very mashed leh..
cannot even feel a single mushroom ah..
bit by bit.. dun mash until like baby's burpee..
YUCKss..

ok.. now.. prepare a clean pot, add the chicken broth to boil.
once it is heated hor
add in the mashed mixture and stir..
ok.. if the sight does provide discomfort, please proceed to call 995 lah

ya lah.. mushroom soup wat..
sure its MIXTURE MAH.. dun be so yim chim

okie.. when the soup is boiling.. almost finishing,
pour in the whipping cream,
how much huh? u taste lah.. like it so creamy put a COW in to stew lor.

**faking smile again**
Ok, thank you for today
my DEAR audience

**from below the desk take up another pot**
Hey is the famous first attempt aries's mushroom creamy soup.

**Yes the name very long. Thats the better for you to forget mah.**

Thanks for your attention so far, if you still have any queries,
please do not call me, tape this program down and watch another 20 times.

** faking smile and blowing kiss**

Same time, same day, same channel,
you will not see me again.

**fake smile for the last time!**