If you want a SLIM waist, READ THIS!

I can't believe it too!
7 days to lose 2 inches on the waist!

JUST BY SIMPLE EXERCISE!?
Great DISCOVERY darlings!

It said that this exercise is meant for Women who are Lazy.
(I'm one!)
Someone read it in a book wrote by the American Professional for Slimming.
(hmm... doubt? doubt.)

Okie, Now the steps -->
1) Stand in position with both legs apart, 120 degree
(must measure ? aga aga lor.. u should know what is 90 degrees lah)

2) Breath in HARD!
Must feel yr stomach is almost depressed.

3) Okie now. HOLD YOUR BREATH for 6 Seconds.
Cannot cheat huh, 1 second less sure dun work ah!
(hmm.. what about 1 second more? Maybe more efficient! I hold ..hold..hold...)

4) Repeat the above actions 3 to 5 times daily.
As long as you do this for a week without stop, you could have 2 inches lost on your waist!

SERIOUS?!!



Ha... I also duno for sure, Try and tell me about it ok?
Cos my waist = 24, reduce another 2 inches, I'm dead!
No place for my stomach/Intestine/ blah blah...
I'm NOT hao lian okie.. Heee... Nothing to be PROUD of
Cos I'm 24 / 24 / 24

Hmm.. how come dun haf
Ways for Lazy Women to get BIGGER breast in 7 Days? I wonder...

Feedback! anyone?

Being A Handicap for A WEEK

My luck....
I am limping with one leg with an aching body.

My helpfulness did not touch God's heart. I was gaven an accident instead.
Nah... I dun blame anyone ... its just ... MY LUCK.

Was "baby-sitting" this doggie : Scottie for Joey.
She flew to Bangkok with her hubby for 4 days.

Never knew I will be in for this accident....
I usually get a hint or feeling if something bad will happen to me...
This time... NONE?
My intuition is NOT working man... gotta send for repair.....

Was bathing Scottie on Friday evening.
I guess its the conditioner.. and with the water... made the floor dammm slippery...
anyway... my sister didn't do a good job on drying too.
Scottie made my kitchen's floor into a mini skating land.

Then there was this silly ME, steping out of the bathroom into the kitchen and.. then....
THUMP... BANG and I was on the floor...
Conscious but immobilized for 5 whole mins.

Still laying in that position while checking on the right leg.
Saw a small cut..
when I was thinking, "nah.. Thanks God, its nothing.."
Then a closer look "DAMM!!, its super deep.. MY GOSH.. I could see the disgusting flesh!"

Okie.. the details of going to the clinic was painful and I totally do not want to recall.

NOW?
My knee was stitch up and I been limping...
I am Handicapped.

The feeling?
C'mon it could not be good.
How I wish I got someone to wait on me..
How I wish I have supernatural powers to get things without getting up.
How I wish the phone would stop ringing.
How I wish someone would pamper me like a princess
How I wish... the wound heal faster .. faster... faster..

Damm.. its really painful...
Sob~
Poor Me....

Gosh.. Mummy and Daddy still do not know the truth....
I can't tell them.. Mum would blame it on the dog.
Its not Scottie's fault.
Its an accident!
So I had to lie...
"Just a small cut, mum! Its Shan's fault, she did not close the drawer and the edge cut me."
(clever one?)

Sorry Mummy, Sorry Daddy.

Damm... a small cut and I had to be bandaged for 2 weeks...??
(removal of stitches in 2 weeks time)
Guess they were to find out soon...

Any better move? Tell me!

Ghosts of The Tsunami

24th Jan 05 ....
The day that I am suppose to be on AirAsia plane to Phuket, with Jeanette and Lynn.

Haiz....

24th Dec 04 ....
News reporting a TERRIBLE EARTHQUAKE follow by a DISASTER TSUNAMI
In fact, I wasn't paying much attention to the news release in the beginning...
till... they mention "PHUKET".

Argh.....! Exactly 1 month before my trip.

I had to cancel everything.. hotel / airtickets... and my excited mood to show off my bikinis.

I was and still sad... for the lost of the chance to enjoy Phuket with Jeanette and Lynn,
as well the lost of many many lives.
The daily news reports that covered on the death/family in ruins....
My tears welled up...
I had never shed my tears for any sad news reports.. except for this one.
(I am serious)

Then, I was then warned by MUM, not to go to phuket for these recent months...
I said " I know... sad scenes/ corpse / plague......
I gave my promise I will not go within short period....

Her reply, " No lah, not only that, the most important hor, its the GHOST ah.
Sudden death for them mah, they sure come back and haunt...
DUN GO HUH, KHENG!."
(Wow, she sound as if she been there)

16th Jan 05 ....
The newspaper today just reported that many villagers/people around the Southern Thai had spotted
many Ghost.. most of the Ghost are foreign (what happen to the local Ghost anyway)
The Ghost just kept haunting the place, crying for help, or searching for their family members.

WOW!!.... my Mum was right .... ?!

Although the newspaper covered that it is a normal mental illness (of the living) to have felt this way.
After all, many had died in this terrible nature disaster.
(So many people 'siao' at the same time meh?... tat bullsh*t )

Yes... I believe in ghost/spirits (watched the "Sixth Sense" ?)
Many do not realize they are not human anymore...
The though of this... (my tears welled up again)
....ssaaadd.....

Silently... I pray. may they all rest in.. peacccceee..

When is the knock?

Everyone says, "chances knocks, just stay hopeful."


Where and when is mine?

In fact, I always believe in hope. I always believe in God.
I always believe there are nice 'knockers' out there giving the knock.
All we have to do is wait. While waiting, continue your hardwork.
Cos that is needed when the 'knock' comes.

It all sounded so right....
Hor?

But how come huh?
I am a diligent worker, fast learner, efficient, not mention creative too.
(that ain't bullshit, it is 'PROVEN'. asked my ex-colleagues)
BUT strange enuff.... I DUN get the HIGH paid job, I DUN get my chance in performance.
WORST.... I DUN get a job NOW.

In this reality society, when you are out of job, MOST people just do not seem to reckon you.
They term you as 'loafers'.
Proudly! I accepted the term.
But I belive I am definately the right attitude 'loafer'.

I am not picky with jobs, not as picky as choosing a partner.
I alway tell my friends, " Dun worry, GOOD JOBS are easier to come by than GOOD MAN".
And my motto (in job) " The right attitude in job is the important ingredient to success".
Qualification and Experience are secondary.

Right wat!
If having high qualification, but dun wan to learn, howcan suit to the working life?
If have many years of experience, d not wish to excel in other ares, will always stuck in that same job area.
So hving the correct attitude in work, being hardworking, an eager learner..
even withou quali / experience, you can make your mark ONE DAY.
(like those "Tau Kay" - boss, cannot even speak proper Englis but earing big bucks, expanding company)

A....Eh... More strange hor?
I got right attitude, working experience, high qualifiation.
and.... I AM still OUT OF JOB?
C'mon, I guess I need my knock....

WHERE is it???
'Knockers" look over here....

*** Success is never final and Failure is never fatal.

"KNOCK" ME! I am Waiting....



Haa....

Lord of the Ring - ON SALE

"MAGICAL RINGS FOR SALE!! COME AND HAVE A LOOK AH!" EXCLAIMED THE SALESMAN



"FOR THIS SPECIAL SEASON, 'LORD OF THE RING STORE' HAVE SPECIAL OFFER!"

"THESE MAGICAL RINGS NOT ONLY THAT HAVE SUPER POWER THAT LASTED FOR A LIFE TIME, ALSO
DELIVERS PROMISES, IT ALSO GENERATE HAPPINES!"

(Though... at the same time, the wearer have to share many financial burdens and
have to serve many many other household duties.) ~~ not mentioned by the salesman

"THE BIGGER THE 'STONE' YOU GOT, MEANING THE GREATER LOVE YOU WILL RECEIVED AND GREATER POWER ALSO AH" SAID THE SALESMAN

But for me, the true power of the ring lies in the smile of the bearer, not the carat.
The sweeter the smile, the greater the power (of love).

Nah, I dun have that magical ring yet.
But my dear friend, Eileen, had proudly announced her new shining metal on her finger!

CONGRATS, Eileen Jie Jie.

You have a BIG stone and a damm sweet SMILE!
You know what I mean by now....

Hereby I truly, sincerely, happily, OPENLY,
wishing you and your hubby-to-be a VERY HAPPY AND EVER LASTING MARRIAGE!

Are you still there?

Do you know if the 'someone' that you knew still exist?
We are having such terrible 'events' recently and I can't be sure myself too.

My heart aches everytime when I thought that someone I knew COULD no longer be breathing and I never had a chance to say "HI" again.

War, Sars, terrorist attacks, and our recent killer : Earthquake + Tsunami waves.
Why?
Why didn't we try to stay contact and express our thoughts to one another when we could?
Why didn't we treasure the times together?

I am sad because I could not get in contact with 'YOU'.
I do not know if 'YOU' are still there, safe and sound?
Having terrible time? How are 'YOU' and 'YOUR FAMILY'?

I do not know if I had lost 'YOU'.
I thought I would never ever know again.....
Until you call.... and I shall be waiting, friend.

And you, readers, do you have 'someone' who are faraway and you had no heard from
he/she? Is he/she well? and most probably worry about you too...
Gimme them a call.

Solemn :
I lost the contact and could only wait for the call.
Right Here Waiting.